Bacon: It's not just for breakfast anymore

Friday, April 3, 2009

Really, TGIF. What a rough week I’ve had – I couldn’t be happier to see it end. And since I’ve been too tired all week to post anything worthwhile, I’ll just continue that trend by sharing with you some bizarre products for the truly bacon-obsessed. You’ll think I’m making it up. Sadly, I am not.

Let’s start with a rather odd way to combine your love of bacon with good oral hygiene. May I present to you, bacon-flavored dental floss:

But, if you’re driving or something and don’t have both hands available to floss out that chunk of whatever stuck between your teeth, you might want to keep some of these in your purse:



And speaking of your car, who wouldn’t love the welcoming aroma of bacon every time you hop in:

All your friends will be jealous when you whip out this classy and elegant bacon wallet:



Got a boo boo? Never fear, bacon bandages to the rescue:



Is your breath a little funky? How about some bacon mints?





Need a little something for the kids’ Easter baskets? Shove those Peeps aside and throw in some Gummy Bacon:

Or even some bacon gum balls:


With all the bacon love sweeping the nation, I wouldn’t be at all surprised to see something like this in the future:



Trust me, my friends – this is only the tip of the bacon iceberg. I’d give you more, but I’m starting to feel just a little bit queasy…

26 comments:

MizFit said...

this jewish woman loves her some bacon.

(we have the bandaids around here but thats it so far...oh, and the real t hing :))

hope your day ended up better and the weekend is RELAXING.

Miz.

Mrs. Jelly Belly said...

Miz, I know it's not good for you and all but, as I always say, a life without bacon is a life not worth living. LOVE the bacon.

Housewife Savant said...

This is the best freakiest Friday evah. How do you come up with this stuff?!

I want that bacon bra for sure.

I hope you have a restful weekend!

Tanya said...

He he, love the bacon bra. Your posts are so entertaining! I like bacon, especially on a BLT....mmmmm

Happy Weekend :)

Sparkette said...

That is weird on many levels! LOL!

Jill of All Trades said...

Oh my gosh that is funny and a little creepy, especially the bacon bra! LOL!

Midwest Mommy said...

These gross me out. Yuck!

Heather said...

omg, who would have ever thought, bacon gummies that taste like strawberries. :0) That's crazy. I love a few strips now and then but this is mad. The band-aids are cute though. Thanks for the laughs this morning.

Ms Cupcake said...

Is that diet coke with bacon for real? I gotta buy it!

Good morning. Stopping by from sits.

Have a great weekend.

Ms. Cupcake
Zen Cupcake

Sheryl said...

I love bacon....but that's just wrong.

Pseudonymous High School Teacher said...

I so need to get my son the bacon dental floss.

Maytina said...

Hahaha, ok so all of this is totally insane except maybe the bandages because they're pretty hilarious. I fear for the people who actually think bacon breath mints are a good idea! [found you through SITS]

Karen Brown Letarte said...

I laughed out loud when it finally dawned on me that the bra was made of bacon! Oh, what fun. Have you tried the Vosges Chocolate Bacon bar? Lots of people love it. (Not my personal favorite.) All those bacon gadgets remind me of my bf's dad, who runs a novelty store. We got home from our last visit to find he had tucked a tin of "Last Supper" after-dinner mints in our bag. (With apologies to those about to observe Holy Week!)

Ree said...

Mr. Hot is rendered speechless by the first picture.

Michelle said...

I love me some bacon! Just like that little dog on the beggan strips commercial! I've seen the band-aids, but the rest are new. Awesome. I'm a fan of the Omaha Steaks bacon - it is cooked and you reheat it in the microwave. Quick and easy (just like me...I didn't say that!) ;)

Cyndi said...

ROFL. You are too funny, and now I am a bit queasy as well. Here's one more for you: http://tinyurl.com/c87589

Oz Girl said...

Queasy? That's an understatement.... UGH!!!!!! Bacon is only proper as... BACON! Not in gum, not in mints, not as floss or toothpicks. So WRONG!!!

Glenda, saved by grace said...

I only want bacon with EGGS!

just bob said...

You should head over to The Wild Onion Cafe for more bacon love from Monday!

C.G. the Foodie said...

LOVE this post! I had to show it to the bacon loving boyfriend. Thanks for the welcome :-)

Ritch in Love said...

Check out Comedy Central and search Bacon Jim Gaffigan. His new skit released this week and he does a hilarious bit on bacon. Or should I say: Bacon Bit?

Julie said...

Mmm...bacon. Not sure I want it on my chest though :P

Makeup Theory said...

The bacon bra would be a bit hit with my husband. I could be sexy and tasty at the same time. Well, maybe not, since the bacon was raw.

The Mama said...

WOW! Made me quesy too..thanks for stopping by and yes on those movies

N said...

now why does this NOT surprise me?

Jo said...

Oh dear ;)