Bacon: It's not just for breakfast anymore

Really, TGIF. What a rough week I’ve had – I couldn’t be happier to see it end. And since I’ve been too tired all week to post anything worthwhile, I’ll just continue that trend by sharing with you some bizarre products for the truly bacon-obsessed. You’ll think I’m making it up. Sadly, I am not.

Let’s start with a rather odd way to combine your love of bacon with good oral hygiene. May I present to you, bacon-flavored dental floss:

But, if you’re driving or something and don’t have both hands available to floss out that chunk of whatever stuck between your teeth, you might want to keep some of these in your purse:



And speaking of your car, who wouldn’t love the welcoming aroma of bacon every time you hop in:

All your friends will be jealous when you whip out this classy and elegant bacon wallet:

Got a boo boo? Never fear, bacon bandages to the rescue:



Is your breath a little funky? How about some bacon mints?





Need a little something for the kids’ Easter baskets? Shove those Peeps aside and throw in some Gummy Bacon:

Or even some bacon gum balls:

With all the bacon love sweeping the nation, I wouldn’t be at all surprised to see something like this in the future:

Trust me, my friends – this is only the tip of the bacon iceberg. I’d give you more, but I’m starting to feel just a little bit queasy…