She's kidding, right?

So smack me with a loaf of Wonder Bread if you ever hear me saying anything that even remotely resembles the following (spotted on a weight loss message board):

“I went to the Chinese restaurant intending to order chicken and steamed broccoli, but when the waiter came by, I was so involved in the conversation I was having, that WITHOUT THINKING, I ordered my old favorite, Pork Fried Rice – it just slipped out”.

Sheesh. People.